Cracking cheese, Gromit

Sometimes, the internet reminds you how weird and wonderful humans are. On this occasion, it was the above image which people replied to with their best slogans. I’m including some examples from a dedicated Reddit thread, but I think first prize has to go to Giles Turnbull who captioned the image “Cracking cheese, Gromit.”
Absolutely perfect. Nailed it.
“I have a cunning plan” (Humannylies)
“Don’t piss on me and tell me it’s raining.” (LondonEntUK)
“Nice to see you… to see you, nice” (Naturally_Fragrant)
“…there aren’t no party like an S Club party.” (nasted)
“You’ve been Tangoed” (LeicsBob)
Source: Reddit